两人坐爱片

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分类： 喜剧片 2012

导演： 理查德·莱斯特

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　　这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
　　An absurdist classic
　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

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  • 菡锦 3小时前 :

    Hurt each other / and get hurt / 难以被定义的现代版改编

  • 祁语海 4小时前 :

    为什么不干脆改编Emma呢？或者可以搞bj单身日记这样的套人设现代版也行啊……

  • 辞骏 1小时前 :

    为什么最后读信的时候还要对着观众说话啊！最煽情的地方变得好出戏。

  • 翁松雪 9小时前 :

    没有2007莎莉版好。。。女主娴静隐忍。。全没了。。。男主。。的形象。。。😭😭😭独白式的 真的需要适应。。男女主真的不是随便找的吗。。。

  • 骏祥 1小时前 :

    知道哥哥在丹麦，没出过托斯卡纳的妹妹特意学了丹麦语，好细腻。

  • 项阳晖 6小时前 :

    结尾的离婚，正是两人爱情的开始。托斯卡纳，处处都是有心知己，好好生活吧！

  • 桂初 9小时前 :

    三分给意大利风景 三分给男主的美食 和女主的感情太猝不及防 我不明白😂

  • 锦欢 0小时前 :

    不好看，前面还凑合后面既不是紧张的灾难片也没有了搞笑喜剧元素。亚洲人真是宁愿死了都不能没有房子。最后公寓真是不值得买啊

  • 鲁清妍 7小时前 :

    真的不对味…靠回味07版洗眼睛……越是喜欢一个剧，越是痛心诡异的改编，想到下一次改编可能要几年后了…

  • 赫巧香 5小时前 :

    ●男女主的谈话90%都是屁话文学。把他俩摆床边聊天，就是我助眠工具。

  • 杨善和 6小时前 :

    与其说是风景美丽的爱情片，不如说是人到中年自我反省救赎影片。片中两人的拥吻我觉得只是气氛与环境所致，并非真正的爱情。还好影片最后没有落入两人在一起的俗套的电影情节。

  • 牧文康 0小时前 :

    集冗长开头+平淡中间+逻辑匮乏结尾于一部的灾难剧情片。

  • 田思义 6小时前 :

    韩国电影的场面完成能力亚洲一流 剧本达不到的制作都能找补回来

  • 桂琛 7小时前 :

    Dakota is still so charming, and always love Jane Austen, though it's probably a little too humorous for my taste, this still brings me to tears.

  • 驹寒云 2小时前 :

    当年RPJ多帅啊……这版男主真的没眼看，戏还差。莫名其妙强行加了一家门黑人，什么鬼哦……尬出天际

  • 腾迎海 0小时前 :

    美式劝导 唉 在古典的庄园里 仪态却是现代人的样子 Anne的韧劲 苦闷 善良 思考 都变得虚了起来 可惜了

  • 锦函 8小时前 :

    刨去不切合实际的灾难场景，这灾难喜剧倒是出奇的好看

  • 菡花 6小时前 :

    间离大大加强了女主自我感觉良好的效果，我cringe好多次......

  • 钰沛 0小时前 :

    这是奥斯丁的小说改编，老实说，对于这窄窄的题材，那就是爱情故事，尤其是距离自己这么远的异国爱情，要被打动太难，我只能安慰自己这片子类似我国古装剧吧，嗯，剧情不算纠结，几个喜剧性人设还行，但故事圆满，轻巧，不需要大悲大喜，一个戏剧性不太强，却总是被翻拍，值得思考。

  • 桂雅 7小时前 :

    对奥斯汀原著毫无了解，感觉看到最后小半前也还不错，built up了美味精彩狗血后结局很容易就显的太随意了（。男主还差点，达妹太美啦！！强行给达妹加到四星吧就😽😽😽

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