Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
节奏很紧凑，警校组的情怀拉满了，俄罗斯组织的部分有点rz，安室透就是来纯装逼的
松田阵平无论在哪个平行宇宙都是最帅的。他的事件发生在3年前这个设定让人恍惚，对我来说情怀也都不在了，只剩下回忆很美好。
恶搞超级英雄挺有意思的。有些笑点确实设置得很好。7/10
如果可以恶搞到底就更好了，失忆和讨好父亲这种非常cliche的桥段就该狠狠恶搞一下
法国喜剧的无厘头＋写实的风格总是可以让观众毫无准备的开怀大笑，不需要任何铺垫的穿插各种笑点，其中各种各样致敬恶搞超英电影名场面和角色的桥段又可以让漫威DC两家粉丝会心一笑，最后致敬斯坦李的镜头也很有心，结尾的反转也算是小亮点，经典的法国喜剧电影风格夹杂了大量美式电影的梗，虽然表现手法有些许拙劣但是一个半小时不到的时间里也带给我了许多欢乐。
搞笑就完事了。最后的失忆反转狗尾续貂。女朋友特别法式风情，美！
故事情节完整，扣人心弦，节奏恰到好处，配乐也很合适。我愿称之为柯南大电影系列的最佳，没有之一。更何况还有多年来念念不忘的松田阵平出镜。很久没看到一个可以好好讲故事，不搞那些花里胡哨的吸睛噱头之类的电影了。柯南终于回血了！
恶搞超级英雄挺有意思的。有些笑点确实设置得很好。7/10
整体可圈可点给4星，最后的拯救涉谷太离谱了扣一星。
太欢乐了，各种梗扑面而来，而且也没有那种尴尬到想闭眼的煽情，处处是“卧槽还能这样”的惊喜
典型法国喜剧
拍出了扎导一直想拍的，蝙蝠侠和露易丝谈恋爱！
非常好看，这些年最好看的一部了。一开始就比较紧张刺激，虽然夸张的成分还是有的，但是总体还是很紧凑，很满意了！
我真的搞不懂安室透到底是来干嘛的 就为了卖票房而卖呗 你死小就只需要安室透的粉丝呗 真的腻了
柯南剧场版あるある:博士的新发明真方便，一直都是预言式开发；不要细想犯罪手法，都是为了使用博士的道具；好的好的你们其实都很久之前都见过，只是在人群之中多看了你一眼；最后十五分钟，推理结束，开始特技表演！不过这一弹总的来说我能给8，还是有很好的节奏感和本格推理部分的，而且也有新冠背景下不做嚯嚯海外地标而是回到了涩谷，而且涩谷新盖了楼不可以推倒只能想别的办法于是最后是这么个稍微有点物足りない的大场面。最后我想说，如果早知道今年会打仗还会选择俄罗斯元素吗真是天有不测风云了
非常好看，这些年最好看的一部了。一开始就比较紧张刺激，虽然夸张的成分还是有的，但是总体还是很紧凑，很满意了！
3.5星，太搞笑辣，就是有点短还不够看，那段badman戏中戏的动作就能看出剧组的用心态度。
不愧是法国版城市猎人团队出品，一本正经的恶搞，把超级英雄黑了个遍，哈哈
熬过十五分钟之后笑死了啊，这个才是一个一个sketch拼起来的东西，但是由于好笑的段子占的时长比例太大了统统可以原谅，谢谢法国人！
法语字幕也是蛋疼。我不应该相信评分而来的。。。
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