Set in an unspecified French village, the locals are shocked when a group of girls skinny dipping in the nearby lake (all very tastefully done I hasten to add) are killed by a group of zombiefied Nazi soldiers, that spring up out of the waters and drag them down to their demise.
A couple of detectives are brought in to try and solve the mysterious murders, only to end up as the zombies next victims. It turns out that during the war, the French resistance ambushed and killed a squad of German soldiers and dumped the bodies into the nearby lake, but failed to take notice of any of the local superstitions (never a wise move). Although, seeing as this film appears to be set in the early 80's, why it's taken so long for them to emerge and start killing people is a bit of a mystery, but there you go.
Not-with-standing, the villagers quickly organise a lynch mob to take down the zombie menace, only to end up being decimated by the undead soldiers, who's 'convincing' zombie make-up basically consists of green paint, which doesn't even cover the whole of the actors faces and keeps washing off in the lake.
There's also a bizarre sub plot about one of the zombies visiting his former daughter, who strangely still looks all of 12 despite the fact she should be in her 40's if she was born near the end of the war, but then since when did logic ever come into these films? Such as why do their uniforms still look almost new despite being underwater for 40 years, or how come the skinny dipping girls are only knee deep in the water when viewed from the lakeside, yet appear to be swimming in 12 feet of it from the underwater shots?
Bad acting, naff zombie make-up (the aforementioned green face paint), painfully obvious underwater shots filmed in a swimming pool, not to mention the plot inconsistencies bigger than the aforementioned lake itself. Low budget doesn't even begin to describe this film, which quite unbelievably was directed by respected Eurohorror director Jean Rollin, albeit under the pseudo name J A Laser.
That's not to say the film isn't without merit. I bust a gut laughing at the thoroughly ridiculous scenes of the zombies attacking the naked young girls, and the equally ridiculous slapstick battle with the angry villagers. Utterly hilarious, grab the six pack and the popcorn and have a blast!
啪嗒啪嗒掉眼泪的时候，我多希望手上的金阁寺能变成卫生纸，恨不能把三岛由纪夫一页页撕下来擦鼻涕。
这个故事告诉我们，真诚的创作可以弥补其他任何不足。
某种程度上来说，《你好，李焕英》是一部经过严格"计算"的电影，8分喜剧，2分悲剧，但对于大多数观众来说，走出电影院，只会记住这2分的沉重，在这个"就地过年"的特殊时段，成功击中了中国人的痛点，这一切都归功于导演兼主演贾玲的真诚表达，以及张小斐等人的动情演绎。同时作为一部完全女性视角的影片，女性角色不再停留于工具化的常规设置，其光辉成功盖过包括沈腾在内的所有男性角色，十分难得！
这反正不像是个电影，但是太真诚了打动人心，最后贾玲哭起来的时候心都揪起来了。
沈腾真是绝了，我笑的最开怀的情节都来自腾哥。所以小斐是为了把贾晓玲生下来才没选择沈光林吗？放弃了已知的更好的未来，选择一条老路，只为了还要这个女儿。咋说呢，虽然不认同，但是很感动。哭主要是因为贾玲，演的太好哭的太有感染力了。
让我绷不住落泪、有所共情的点是，晓玲发现妈妈也是穿越过来的时候，是因为发现妈妈年轻时是不会缝衣服的。我妈妈之前跟我聊天，无意中也说过，她年轻时也是什么都不会做的小姑娘，可是有了我之后，她什么都会了。妈妈也有过青葱岁月，曾是明媚的少女，有了女儿之后，扛下一切，成了无所不能的人。
我收回之前的怀疑：因为，真心给自己母亲拍一部电影，顺便拿几十亿票房这件事太牛逼了，真的。
电影一个半小时前：强行煽情，僵硬的笑点，贺岁档的阵容与宣传，剧情却属实一般；电影最后，很大的一个亮点：原来李焕英也是穿越过来的。总体只能说还行三星
中规中矩，但影片中流露的真诚打动到了每个人内心最柔软的部分，加上扎实的喜剧效果，整体观感对于大多春节档观众来说无可挑剔也可以理解。
电影没让我哭。但看完电影后隔壁7岁左右的小男孩因被电影感触抱着妈妈哭泣让我忍不住泪目。
结尾反转太好哭了 感情过分真挚 没法客观评价
看预告和简介这不就是"我才不要和你做朋友呢"的电影版吗？
笑点挺多，而且不是段子合集。
贾玲喝醉了在妈妈背上说“来世我当妈妈。”她妈妈说“还是我当妈妈。”这一段要哭死了，想妈妈了～
6/10。喜感关键在剥露出角色的“差”：沈林光拼爹的官二代缺陷暴露无遗，他推着自行车却不会骑，影院换座的尴尬和结伴划船时被一盒饭的心形毛豆吃坏肚子，声称他爹建广播站和他成为广播员之间毫无关系，紧接被一位字正腔圆的排演者打了脸；而焕英和王琴凭票买电视时抢着插队、互扯辫子，排球赛用‘‘打铁娘子队’’队名奚落对手，以及被领导的群众碍于领导者面子，不敢嘲笑舞台上假装摔倒的领导者儿子，都体现了小心眼、对领导趋炎附势的普通人面孔。这种小品喜剧模式搭配上另一种庸俗的初恋潘多拉化叙事，更能刺激观众的生理机能。潘多拉是指中年危机的成婚者或家庭危机中的成长者，寻找初恋（或帮母亲寻找幸福伴侣）这一过程，最终回归现实认识到富贵如烟云（借由年轻焕英提早学会缝破裤子的小细节暗示黄粱梦的不合理性）来达到对观众哀乐的操控效果。
穿越设计也不落俗套。
最后的回忆是像是妈妈生命力耗尽前的走马灯。“李焕英才是这个梦的创造者，在弥留之际抚平女儿的自卑和自责。”
知道很好看，但真的不想去影院看煽情片，然鹅还是去了。东方叙事风格把我吃得死死的，整个电影节奏很好，内容非常充实，笑点泪点都很接地气。真实不尬，发人深省，共情一流。更难得的是拍摄手法也很不错，镜头的转换都很流畅、成熟，整体质感非常好。影片很优秀，看的过程中你不会想去分析电影的拍摄技巧，就想看这个故事本身，剧本非常优秀！荧屏上几乎都是喜剧演员，女演员比例也很高，这一点也相当感动。东方电影就应该发挥自己的特长。
母爱大致就是，我爱你本来的样子，不离不弃。
妈妈原来知道你是为她而来🥰喊着我宝跑去接住的时候好感动 有时候哭也不是感同身受，而是有点难过自己好像未曾拥有过
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