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分类： 喜剧片 2003

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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剧情介绍

　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 府曼珠 0小时前 :

    这不是灾难片，这是灾难的片。别不信，罗兰艾默里奇竟然能把自己降到了和毕志飞一样的水准。天文奇观和巨大物体爱好者们，请放弃一切期待，没有一个特效镜头是能让你看爽的。没有一个概念设计不是偷来的，吞进去后以更荒谬的样子拉出来。面对拍得只像鸟巢那么大的月球内部，我的表情不是冷漠，而是瞌睡。我希望本片所有赞助商都能抵制和制裁罗兰艾默里奇，因为他以摧枯拉朽之势侵犯了烂片的国度。我也真不知道，所有本片的参与者看到自己名字在片尾升起时，会以什么样的表情面对，用上海话讲，大概是叫“嚓污米孔”。

  • 悉香岚 0小时前 :

    这片子还可以， 当然不算很好，毕竟是 俗套故事加三流特效， 没动作，没尺度，没看点，演员整容过气，更没有俊男靓女。 但结尾时技术肥宅勇挑拯救人类的重担，那坚毅的眼神感动了我。这部片子是对技术肥宅的一次重要肯定，虽然没有俊男靓女，但三观很正。

  • 卫镇宽 2小时前 :

    没有那么好，也没有那么差。身处灾难中，真是不想看灾难片。

  • 卫一泓 9小时前 :

    剧本是按需现编的吗？玩笑一般的松散，荒唐，无序。

  • 东郭沛文 2小时前 :

    幸好Carl Sagan看不到这片子，不然会被气死。

  • 妍香 8小时前 :

    虽然很扯，但没那么糟，感觉还能看的下去哎。可能我对科幻片没什么品味

  • 介凝丹 4小时前 :

    外太空灾难突然划向科幻AI，更是临时架空出来一个人类起源故事。节奏控制简直比片里的灾难还要灾难。地表的支线情节完全就是强塞硬给，地表灾难群像更是一点没有。没有渺小个体面对天塌时的表达，只有一股脑地拯救苍生，牺牲煽情概念生硬得像走流程，又是呈现典型老掉牙的美利坚官僚概念。完全打不过《2012》和《后天》

  • 文鸿 0小时前 :

    特效拉满。破坏力和想象力惊人。一度超越科幻片冲向神话、魔幻、异世界。最后结局甚至有点中二。各归其所。

  • 俊婷 6小时前 :

    当时看香蕉的时候，吉吉国王就是我的快乐源泉。

  • 夷烨熠 1小时前 :

    还行啊，虽然确实是灾难片的属性大于科幻片，虽然科幻部分很扯，虽然很多特效貌似精致实际摄影棚既视感，对了还有蜜汁出现的于文文，但总体来说热热闹闹的，最后月球内部远古先进人类祖先的设想也算自洽，不懂为什么豆瓣评分那么低😂

  • 敛文曜 2小时前 :

    剧情逻辑差到了一个前无古人的境界，是不是后无来者很不好说，江山代有才人出啊，你有充足的理由相信一个五年级的小学生会写的更好，甚至再大胆一点，一条狗扒拉几下出来的玩意都会更赏心悦目一些。

  • 崇寄春 0小时前 :

    还行，虽然bug多，但很多技术细节展示吊打现在许多所谓科幻片了，节奏也不错

  • 前雅畅 6小时前 :

    其实还可以，主要是三个主演都很好。有几个镜头挺讨巨物爱好者喜欢的。科幻设定还行吧但不能细想。这就是那种日常出门吃饭之后随便进影院无脑看看效果的片，奈何现在已经快没这种日常了……

  • 寒灵 3小时前 :

    这部应该是《赘婿》番外篇，一开始知道要拍这样的作品，其实是挺担心的，因为主演一个没来，感觉哪怕是让郭麒麟或者宋轶客串一下也好啊，全片看下来，刘冠麟演的还是不错的，吉吉国王的称谓没白得，增大了赘婿中苏文兴的搞笑力，喜剧效果有增无减，但看网友评论说的“女权”思维，我倒不这么认为，本片中高甜成为苏文兴很好的辅助，高甜有一定的商业头脑，经常想出一些现代商业才有的谋略，而苏文兴到异地去创业，手里有的是资金而无谋，这两位其实是互相成就，女方虽看起来强势，但有再好的谋略没有资金也是寸步难行，这样的模式和现代社会企业发展类似，有好的创意也要有资金扶持，缺那个都不行，再加上苏文兴并不是一无是处的，他想发展，有野心，不想背负懦弱无能的骂名，想成就事业，有这样一份心已经超越很多男人了，他的入赘是情理之中意料之外的

  • 怀梓柔 6小时前 :

    剧本是按需现编的吗？玩笑一般的松散，荒唐，无序。

  • 岳兴国 9小时前 :

    月球那段拿出來深挖 再去掉一下沒啥意義的人物線感覺會更好一些

  • 中攸然 3小时前 :

    难看到能一起看完两小时的人都可以称之为难友！就是，一个反向爽片还用40分钟交代剧情铺垫前史，以为自己是「驾驶我的车」啊，你配吗？上天和逃难两条故事线完全劈叉，感觉像看了三四五个网大随机剪一起。这种规模投资的电影应该剧本套路很成熟了，怎么还能把初级错误全犯了一遍……视听特效也并不震撼，听到Ai攻击人类时候简直都要把我土笑了。

  • 惠问寒 5小时前 :

    承上启下，作为赘婿的1.5版，以原创番外故事作为基点写下新的故事，也算是铺开赘婿宇宙的一部分了，IP开发任重道远

  • 况嘉宝 2小时前 :

    还是承袭了电视剧的高质量的，让我眼前一亮。无论是职场线还是情感线都蛮饱满的，推进流畅，看起来还挺过瘾。

  • 安修明 4小时前 :

    也就比流浪地球难看25块5毛钱的吧，毕竟只花了26块票钱。

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