Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
全家老少皆可看！基本无血腥暴力斗嘴犯贱夫妻档！瑞安要是不逗比犯贱基本片子就是垃圾！最搞笑的是最后加多居然去了卢浮宫艺术馆，那个自己曾经工作过的地方，藏有自己是神奇女侠秘密的地方！表示第二部更好玩，记得偷什么吗？贱贱比划是心，那就应该是加多带着现男友去寻找前夫感情的故事！看完了？来一句！其实我是戴安娜！贱贱：博社特！
没看过原版，剧情俗套，但还是挺催泪的，片中的奶奶，父亲，母亲，病友也能触动到我，张婧仪的台词和演技还有待提高，女主的人设挺奇怪的，一会孝顺，一会叛逆，而且知三当三的行为我也理解不了，不过我妈给的评价还挺高的
失望至极，期待太高了，说纯爆米花爽片吧，里面还一堆乱七八糟拖节奏的对白和没意义的过场戏，说剧情片吧，bug白出，我甚至觉得007或是碟中谍或是王牌特工的一半儿都不到，而且瑞恩雷诺兹一点都不好笑，唯一惊喜的只有片尾的反转。真想不到网飞去年开年一直宣传这片，结果是个这观众练绿成什么样子
要是其他人演boss，我会觉得这个女性boss怎么这么浮夸！这么无聊！这么假！为什么能打倒巨石强森！为什么一出场周围小boss就开始掉智商！
非常工业化的——我不是来拆散这个家的，我是来加入这个家的。
大数据电影属实。找了三位坞里如今最红的商业动作片明星，打戏却设计的那么难看
booth真的好惨哦 ed这么缺钱吗 一直接电影商演
剧情实在称不上多好，若不是三位主角，估计要快进看了…最后的反转算是为续作铺垫。对比强森和小贱贱的本色出演，反而盖尔加朵贡献了比以往作品里更为出彩的演技，比“傻白甜”式的正能量女战士更有魅惑的女骗子。Netflix估计在试探口碑和票房，好的话，铁定有第二部。本作又叫《红色通缉令前传:不打不相识之三个蛋的故事》，续作《红色通缉令正传:三人成虎偷袭卢浮宫》…
其实还到不了烂片的程度，但2021年了电影却依然拍的如此乏味平庸，人物苍白扁平又刻板，怪没意思的。
《红色通缉令》又名
本来就是当晚会做的，今年最流行的长镜头打斗自然是标配，演员trio完全发挥个人特质，整台晚会光鲜，热闹，欢乐，看的很开心，配乐还flirt with刚刚退休的007。虽然轻浮，但这种靠台词支撑的氛围还挺难驾驭的感觉，贱宝跟大壮的台词打磨的很好。两男一女这种搭配，跟早年三角恋的模式比当下的惯例是chemistry要发生在两位男士中间，女生当闺蜜就好，贱宝领衔，从秉烛夜谈开始氛围还成。越狱时哪位给普京IG点赞的门卫小哥，类似这种小机灵鬼的punch line无数，Netflix阔气、大方，这换Disney plus总不是又得付费点播，让两位如此优秀的男士一起洗澡还递肥皂，算宠粉了，快乐的打四星。
呵呵，不好意思我们没有哭。完全是蒙钱的啊呀。我怎么感觉她的舅舅就像陈木胜拍动作片完全是一模一样！
一部爆米花电影让我分了三天睡过去四次才看完的无聊
只有我觉得巨石强森和盖尔加朵真的没有cp感吗
很多地方唔make sense,But,刺激是真的.
流量网大，不难看，不过雷诺兹别这样把自己彻底定型啊
［4.0］看一半弃，实在是太老套的剧情，太乏味的段子，唯一可圈可点的大概就是三位主演了。
竟然有吴京一闪而过？Ed为“婚礼”歌唱……
只有我觉得巨石强森和盖尔加朵真的没有cp感吗
元素不要太多，博物馆盗窃，西伯利亚越狱，高科技破译，南美探险，二战神秘藏宝，一会丛林，一会印第安纳琼斯，一会两个男的调情斗嘴。意思不大，但反正还算欢乐。
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