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分类： 喜剧片 1991

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 蒋才良 1小时前 :

    三星半

  • 泣鸿宝 8小时前 :

    抛去生理性的厌恶来审视这部影片，这是一部深刻、颠覆性的身体宣言。柯南伯格贬损了人世俗意义的精神性，骄傲地呐喊到“Body is reality. Body is politics.” 他以身体为中心建构了道德体系和政治体系，新器官的生长不再是一种病理性的错乱，也不需要一种切割术来对抗身体的进化；相反，身体的进化就是正确的内在美， 是真正的精神性的体现，由此支持了器官改造手术的合理性（因为是出于自己意愿），由此定义了新的性爱。最后一个如同圣女贞德的镜头升华了整部电影，Saul彻底抛弃了过去虚伪的反抗身体的艺术，而主动接受身体的变化，这是多么颠覆式的somatic enlightenment!

  • 锦枫 4小时前 :

    thanks, but no thanks

  • 漫凌 2小时前 :

    滑稽可笑 糟蹋艺术 身体改造早就存在了 没玩出什么新意

  • 麦欣艳 1小时前 :

    我纠结的点在于就算没了痛觉，搞成这样也会细菌感染，会挂的。而且这算哪门子艺术？

  • 淦海之 1小时前 :

    6.4分左右。

  • 钭丽君 7小时前 :

    有展示奇观的嫌疑，毕竟有些情节好像欲言又止，给出的信息不够。尽管如此仍然展现了人向内寻找“非人”的一面。柯南伯格给出了认知与感觉的一种割裂，正如《欲望号快车》一直讲性却给人一种性冷感，本片人体切割也没给出痛感。失去疼痛的人是否有了更多可能性？可以理解本片不可能斩获表演奖，这完全是因为柯南伯格风格过强。

  • 玥怡 7小时前 :

    三星半。也是赛博格人类说的一种变形，钛是植入现代工业产物联系，未来罪行是通过内在的脏器勾连挖掘已经失去的感知力，柯南伯格的装置造型依旧稳定发挥，整体也保留有视觉痛感以及对于一些骨肉与刀摩擦带来的欲望快感，但仍觉到最后观感像事后烟，略带萎靡之味。死神造型带来的并不是冷峻和神秘，而是ED。最后索尔选择了不破不立的涅槃，开放式的结局背后是囿于肉身的最后一丝的迷恋。

  • 芒睿达 4小时前 :

    实在话，我是有点不理解也欣赏不来类似钛的那种法国新恐怖主义和这种电影的（在我看来是一类，不过我的评价是比钛强）实在是审美不在用身体涅槃的点子上…

  • 汉濮存 2小时前 :

    肉体恐惧上升为肉体崇拜。壳是后期作品（《大都会》《星图》），核是早期作品（《感官游戏》《欲望号快车》《录像带谋杀案》），解刨具像化的 “内在美” ，享受创伤和痛苦带来的快感制造未来的新型性爱和人类。在这个时代还能看到保持自己独有风格的电影实属难得，老爷子再接再厉！

  • 羊舌昊天 0小时前 :

    不明觉厉，回想上次，还是柯南伯格的《欲望号快车》

  • 速永长 9小时前 :

    小k這二倍速演技也太twilight了😭😭😭憋著笑了好多次

  • 赤星星 7小时前 :

    向前看，可能有片中之肿瘤美学、官能直播种种；向后看，必然有内卷三寸金莲等等。新瓶旧酒，聊有新意。

  • 莫浩广 5小时前 :

    形而上的美，是电影艺术的终点，也是电影艺术的原罪。先导海报里被圣光沐浴的黑袍维果总让人联想以为这将是《此房是我造》的续篇，即便看完以后确信柯南伯格已将所有的灵魂倾注此片，也很难停止脑补若是疯蹄来拍如此的题材，那又将是怎样更严肃的落笔，更味如嚼蜡阅读论文般的观影体验 w/阳

  • 骏泽 6小时前 :

    3.5，肉欲的，感官的，跳跃的，沉闷的。对进化着迷，对进化恐惧，倒是让我想起暴力史那份人在两个极端上的矛盾。

  • 林玥 9小时前 :

    每一个情节都能看懂，但怎么合在一起到最后就看不懂了呢？未来的人类进化哪怕是糟糕的也是正确的，不可阻挡的？你以为的制作塑料人和有毒巧克力的人是错误的人，结果实际上警察和抵抗变异人的才是反派？另外男主到底是享受这样的表演和疼痛还是不享受啊我也没搞懂他到底是啥，

  • 星惜雪 6小时前 :

    个最真实的唯一的自己。这段话表明了人的发

  • 梅涵 1小时前 :

    虽然是一个经典的柯能堡式异变故事但整部电影的质感十分干净。这一次柯能堡选择去讲述内部的腐败，一种在黑暗与未知中悄然发生的变异。这种变异是适应自然的进化还是违背伦理的改造?柯能堡留下开放式的答案，他更着迷于美和艺术在其中参与的角色。

  • 梦舒 3小时前 :

    这么多年了，到底有没有人管管小k的演技。。。是不是观众不花火就把观众当傻子啊……

  • 阿蕴和 0小时前 :

    对某一议题的探讨程度总是止于表面，与之而来的是缭绕在音乐和语气语调里的回味感，以及与人物同频的思考过程，从崇拜到惶恐的惊悚感。人类要为自己种下的恶果负责，妄图抗衡或掌控变化不切实际。是未来的寓言，也是当下的警示。

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